masterjiji's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[One Chance]

touching, but also strange

it seems that the most logical thing to do would be to keep working on a cure. how else are you supposed to save the world? by being happy with your family? no. going to the park or going out on your wife doesn't save the world... or does it?

so i'm depressed as hell now. the ending i got is pretty obvious. 10/10 and 5/5

[Sim Kitten]

this is horrible.

there's no point to it. there's no inherent fun in the game, just pointlessly clicking to the next badly drawn animation. all of it fails to humor me in the slightest. please keep this kind of thing off of newgrounds.

[endeavor]

YOU ARE OFFICIALLY A BITCH.

MALOR is a bitch too. Damn the bad ending, and damn this game for being good enough to make me play it again for the good one.

[Armed with Wings 3]

DAMN SKULLS

BESIDES THE UNNECESSARILY ANNOYING, LOUD, AND HARD-TO-KILL SKULL SPIRITS OR WHATEVER, great game.

[Ricochet Kills 2]

An absolutely excellent game.

Ricochet shooters have always had a soft spot in my heart, and this is no exception. The level editor has enough options to keep folks occupied well past dinnertime. And speaking of the level editor, I call this "Split Second Distraction Massacre." Don't get distracted, and one shot will do the trick. 8=170=50=8=160=60=8=150=80=8=150=70=8 =170=70=8=160=80=8=150=90=8=140=100=8 =130=110=8=110=130=8=110=110=8=130=90 =8=120=100=8=120=110=8=120=120=8=140=
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[Awesome Face Game]

score of 4421

made me laugh, and didnt kill the meme like so many similar types of things do. good job.

[Maze Runner]

Entertainingly simple

I WANT MORE. This has great potential to become a helluva maze game.

[Sonic Exodus Survival]

10327

FUCK THE SHADOW SHURIKEN

[Ninja Or Nun 2]

NO.

a good concept, but with the incredible clusterfuck of nuns together, it was often impossible to tell the difference between a nun's habit and a ninja's mask. i know that's the point of the challenge of the game, but it really was too difficult. and no, my eyesight is fine.

[Bounce ball thingy]

VERY entertaining.

you say youre a noob, but youre a noob with taste. the game was short, and kept me well occupied for a couple of minutes. youre the kind of "noob" we need around here, bnot those clock crew asshats.